is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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