Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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