if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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