What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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