You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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