he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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