Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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