"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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