you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Randomize
