help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
