yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
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