we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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