yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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