I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
