i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Michael Bay diarrhea
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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