i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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