so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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