y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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