it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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