If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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