But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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