he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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