Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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