Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Boobs are out for the taking
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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