how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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