i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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