My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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