ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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