i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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