these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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