i just google imaged poop.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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