On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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