I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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