My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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