I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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