I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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