In America we eat man semen.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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