If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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