When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
