Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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