Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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