So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
false alarm, still single
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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