bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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