We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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