just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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