Pregnant stripper...not hot.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
This is the high leading the old right now
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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