Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
he fucked my hip out of place.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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