I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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