My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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