According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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