I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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