And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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